3 days ago on May 16, 2013 at 06:59pm
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
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Already happened
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Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.
Yessss! She’s gorgeous!
Can this be a new thing? Please?
This needs to be on everybody’s dash
Always reblog ❤
(via tooblacktofunction)
how to boys
foie:
- greet
- chat
- chat
- chat
- joke
- joke
- joke
- joke
- compliment appearance
- compliment personality
- flirt
- flirt
- flirt
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- hug
- amorous hug
- amorous hug
- first kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- kiss
- make out
- make out
- make out
- make out
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- woo-hoo
- propose
(via sandy-thepedomama)
DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
(via vickyytang)
- me: *sick*
- me: *goes on the computer*
- parents: OH, I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW, GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE.
people my age are getting pregnant and married and i can’t even order a pizza over the phone
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Welcome, I'm Angela also known as 'Ella' to those who recognise me on the streets. That unintentionally sounded pretty ghetto LOL. Sorry in advance - you'll understand why. Drop a question if you're curious about anything.
